From 227ec780ff3cbe7d901a24ef7c94ffdca7068503 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: matty <matty@nicecrew.digital>
Date: Mon, 23 Mar 2026 02:01:10 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] remove our stupid ass service worker

---
 packages/nicolium/src/service-worker/sw.ts | 48 +---------------------
 1 file changed, 2 insertions(+), 46 deletions(-)

diff --git a/packages/nicolium/src/service-worker/sw.ts b/packages/nicolium/src/service-worker/sw.ts
index a0fe9ccde..929aee876 100644
--- a/packages/nicolium/src/service-worker/sw.ts
+++ b/packages/nicolium/src/service-worker/sw.ts
@@ -326,56 +326,12 @@ const handleNotificationClick = (event: NotificationEvent) => {
   event.waitUntil(reactToNotificationClick);
 };
 
-// --- Asset caching ---
-
-const CACHE_NAME = 'ncd-assets-v3';
-
-/** URL patterns to cache with a cache-first strategy. */
-const CACHEABLE_PATTERNS = [
-  /\/packs\/assets\/.*\.woff2?$/, // Font files
-  /\/emoji\/.*\.(png|svg|gif|webp)$/, // Custom instance emojis
-];
-
-const isCacheable = (url: string): boolean =>
-  CACHEABLE_PATTERNS.some((pattern) => pattern.test(url));
-
-/** Cache-first fetch handler for static assets. Falls back to network on any error. */
-const handleFetch = (event: FetchEvent) => {
-  const { request } = event;
-
-  if (request.method !== 'GET' || !isCacheable(request.url)) return;
-
-  event.respondWith(
-    caches
-      .match(request)
-      .then((cached) => {
-        if (cached) return cached;
-
-        return fetch(request).then((response) => {
-          if (response.ok && response.status === 200) {
-            const clone = response.clone();
-            caches.open(CACHE_NAME).then((cache) => cache.put(request, clone));
-          }
-          return response;
-        });
-      })
-      .catch(() => fetch(request)),
-  );
-};
-
-/** Clean up old caches on activation. */
+/** Clean up any leftover caches from previous versions. */
 const handleActivate = (event: ExtendableEvent) => {
-  event.waitUntil(
-    caches
-      .keys()
-      .then((keys) =>
-        Promise.all(keys.filter((key) => key !== CACHE_NAME).map((key) => caches.delete(key))),
-      ),
-  );
+  event.waitUntil(caches.keys().then((keys) => Promise.all(keys.map((key) => caches.delete(key)))));
 };
 
 // ServiceWorker event listeners
 self.addEventListener('push', handlePush);
 self.addEventListener('notificationclick', handleNotificationClick);
-self.addEventListener('fetch', handleFetch);
 self.addEventListener('activate', handleActivate);